do I sound like this??

We are located in the Area of Reduction of the Ecological Reserve of El Ángel.

At night the homemade dinner, the hot locro, ... and then to the cottage, built with stones and wooden trunks, where emulating the heroes of the old west, one is defeated to the dream wrapped in bed comfort, at the heat from the chimney, and from several bottles boiling of water that also are put among the blankets, which are the details of the reparative and unforgettable night.

from www.polylepislodge.com

I think many people seeking to expose their website to those who speak English simply go to google translator and punch it in. This is an example of such. We have seen this in websites and official plaques adorning museums. I wish these well meaning people would ask someone, anyone who is a native speaker to read it once through. May this be a good lesson to me.